Hatbox-Ghost-FC

No offense meant, but I think Benthehyena's version, although funny, was a bit unbalanced from times to times -- with some forced rhymes and such. So here's my version… Also, look in the description for a link to a video where I sung this song in what I imagine to be the Hatbox Ghost's voice. GHOST HOST (spoken): Oh, hello, Hattie. …what are you doing ?… what's that… uh, a phonograph… ?… What's that music ?… HATBOX GHOST (spoken): I know you never thought I was essential. You think I'm dull, and unspeakably plain. But maybe you've a glimmer of potential If only I could… re-explain. GHOST

A Demonstrative Bunch A Haunted Mansion Story On an ordinary night, the Hatbox Ghost was sorting through his ever-growing collection of hatboxes (there was a very nice addition, a 18th century porcelain box from Naples, that he'd just received from a foreign admirer) when he was interrupted in his harmless hobby by the booming voice of the Ghost Host. “HATTIE!” the Host had yelled, with an angry, no-nonsense, assertive tone. The sound had been enough for the Hatbox Ghost to drop the priceless porcelain hatbox, which shattered on the dusty floor of Gracey Manor's attic, becoming nothing more than rubbish to go along with the res